"And then we never spoke again."

my 6 word story  (via phoe-bs)

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after i die i’ll probably still complain

(vía australiansanta)


dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Fuente: falcnpunch, vía pizza)


Paolo Ventura

1. The Automaton III

2. 11:55pm

3. Before the Rain

4. The Funeral of the Anarchist

(vía dannysaysgo)


once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(vía fake-mermaid)


id like to see an english teacher write a successful text post

(Fuente: davethebarbarian, vía fake-mermaid)

(Fuente: gngn9, vía ecchi-cum)